February 2012
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zombi-raccoon asked: Shoot I missed your livestream I had to go to sleep early. >_<
holy crap Monster Pulse just took a turn for the...
Roger no you’re not allowed to get creepy and horrifying ;_; oh god oh god WEDNESDAY NEEDS TO GET HERE FASTER AUGH
sherlock-hound:
A young art student stands in a classroom, her final senior project on full display, waiting for her professor to come in and give her the final critique that will determine her fate as an artist. She has spent countless hours toiling over a series of digital portraits, knowing that she has never prepared a more important piece of work than the one she has for today. After a...
feeling bad about feeling bad
sucks a lot
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pipipierrot:
purdaldoo:
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
i just farted all over the place
ASDFGDFJHRUKLTUIL
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moonlighting
Tay: di
Tay: you're a redhead
Tay: and I'm a japanese girl
Tay: who are the two mains of moon over june
131-DI: LMFAO
131-DI: NOOOOO
Tay: this hit me
Tay: i just
Tay: oh god
Tay: and the japanese one had pink and black hair one point
Tay: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Anonymous asked: I think what I like most about your blog is that you seem really approachable and nice. The only reason I'm on anon is because I get anxious talking to new people ; ;
thortonwasherepalmerisablockhead:
catbingo:
f is for fanfics that make you cringe
u is for utterly impossible sex
n is for no talent whatsoever
down here at fanfiction.net
OH MY GOD
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"oh I'll just play Mass Effect for a little while"
suddenly it’s 7 AM??? goddammit
Anonymous asked: holy shit your blog is hilarious. Thank you for making that anatomy post or else I would have never found you.
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry for all that criticism. Not everyone is bright, not everyone can accept good advise, but being able to survive the critics and look past the imbeciles will make you a stronger person in the end. And possibly a better artist?
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on the bright side
now I have people criticising my description of...
“Women’s vulvae are all flat slopes?
That’s actually not really true at all we can have some bunching and bulging too depending on our labias’ and mons pubis shapes and sizes.
The ironic part is this person displaying a natural penis but then claiming the natural vulvae is the labiaplasty/circumcised or photoshop model…” are you fucking kidding me I know my own god damned...
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bechnokid asked: Now for the real question sdlajldg. Terezi, Kanaya, and Vriska
bechnokid asked: Bechno, Bechno, and Bechno. B)
lemonade, acai juice, and vodka
DELICIOUS this is probably my new favorite thing
steeldragondown asked: dave, davesprite, dreambubble dave
For women, heart attacks look different. →
elfgrove:
distractedbyshinyobjects:
Follow me down the rabbit hole for a second:
I’ve long wondered if this - that women don’t recognize the symptoms of a heart attack in themselves, and consequently don’t get the fast care that is vital for heart attack survival - is the reason heart disease is the #1 killer in women. Women statistically take better care of themselves health-wise, than men...
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the ultimate bait
131di: //BUSTS IN
131di: EVERYONE OUT OF THE GOD DAMN WAY
ExtremeTriscuit: lol
131di: I HEAR THE THING'S PREQUEL IS PLAYING
Panic_x: oh hai
ExtremeTriscuit: you heard right
131di: it's like a pavlovian reaction with me and "The Thing"
131di: I hear that and I just start running
ExtremeTriscuit: You can just smell it from internets away
131di: sadly I don't have delicious sushi like tay does though.
Panic_x: can only imagine di bursting in the room flipping a table screaming at us
131di: lmao
Panic_x: THE THING YESSS
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you know honestly I expected to have a guy in my life by this point. maybe not something super serious, but at least a boyfriend I could mess around with. my mom will tell me funny little stories about her 20s and I have to say I’m a little jealous. and it’s not that I feel like I need someone to be complete, I just would like to have someone be with me cos they like me. but ah well,...
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“talking about virginity is so annoying to me, and here’s why- firstly it’s used...”
– mutualaddiction responding to an ask saying she was hot because she was a virgin (via mutualaddiction)
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it seems nobody on tumblr's ever heard the phrase...
most guys don’t have massive cocks while flaccid. some do, but this is usually a pretty rare thing. this is a fact of life, regardless of what yaoi or furry art will tell you. even then, some guys have skinny dicks. GASP IMAGINE THAT. size difference in men??? WHO’DA THOUGHT. this is not that hard to figure out.
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askflappie:
Flappie was one day A CASTLLE typing on a tumblrs. He got an ASK from icecakez that said that ALIENS AND MONSTERS were attacking THEIR PLACE and axed him for help so he went.
Flappie got his tumblr shut down and wet on the stair to go up to the roof of the castles where he put daniel’s carriage and normal people close because he was a malformed abomination from hell. Flappie got...
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since these seem to be the topic of the night
here are some dick sketches I made a little while ago. I figured I’d draw a few so I don’t get rusty, as well as to show a friend who asked for some critique on her dick-drawing technique! but I guess since they’ve got foreskins that just makes ‘em little noodles
incidentally, another pet peeve
why do people feel it’s necessary to say “not all men have dicks and not all women have vulvae” practically every time it’s mentioned? you can’t just use common sense to see the context of the picture or passage and keep your comments to yourself? I know. I’m not uneducated on the matter. please stop repeating yourself.
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